Here is a little location, maybe you can use it. A quaint and cozy stop on any old country road. Mick and Penny will make sure you are happy with your food with a wide menu and a little ale under the table. Mick used to hit the mug a little too much so she made him swear off it. Today she allows a little cider ("It is made from apples after all,") but the hard stuff Mick brews out in the forest and hides under the boxes out in the barn and he will sell it by the case if Penny is not looking. Those who drink it gain an additional hit point per day but they suffer a -2 on all Dexterity based rolls because they are fucked up!
The pair also share a dark secret in the back stall of the barn, one they will kill for: Sweet little Albert.
Stay safe out there.
Here is the PDF. Enjoy
Yikes! Who had to nurse that thing?
ReplyDeleteIt is a well-known fact that the male trolls milk the young, Mick said it was not too painful.
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DeleteMade from apples. lol.
ReplyDeleteLove it Matt. But fuck dude, take a little more time to make your printing legible. Love the name also! Well done. Print neater!
ReplyDeleteCould be worse - could be mine...
DeleteNope. These are free to everyone, the charge is your ability to read. ;-)
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